My mom took like 30 pics and these were the ones that weren’t blurry.
I have my Roxy contacts and enough makeup on to drown Lady Gaga
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
people who base their morality on laws and dictionary definitions are incredibly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
(Source: honeybuttshime)
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
do you ever make a huge scene and then march off to your bedroom but eventually you get hungry and you feel like you can’t leave your room because you want to prove a point or something
(Source: heyounqblood)





